SATURDAY NIGHT
SHABBAT SHALOM,
OR WHAT DO YOU SAY IN CAMBRIDGE ON SATURDAY,
WHEN YOU GATHER WITH YOUR BOOK THAT IS ENOUGH
MATERIAL TO LET YEHOVAH START AGAIN WITH YOU
FROM THE CLAY, AS YOU WENT WITH YOUR BLASPHEMY
AND MOCKERY OF GOD'S LAW AND OF JESUS AND
HIS HOLY FAMILY TOTALLY AND UTTERLY ASTRAY.
JESUS LOVES THE WHALES AND MAKES SURE THAT
NONE OF THEM YOUR POISON ON THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA
OR THE SAND DISTURBED FROM YOUR SOUND DEVICES INHALES
THAT YOU DEVELOPED IN YOUR SECRET SOCIETY IN UTMOST
NOTORIETY IN ANY GIVEN HIDDEN LABORATORY SECRET SOCIETY
AND YOU ARE EASILY TO SPOT: AS YOU DEFY AND DENY
THE VERY EXISTENCE OF THE SON OF GOD BEGOT, AND HIS
HOLY FAMILY, AS YOU THINK YOU YOURSELF SIMPLY
CAN APPOINT AND CALL ANYBODY AN APOSTLE AND
AN ANGEL, AS WITH YOUR CREATIVE BUT EVIL INTENTED
SCIENCE AND PHILOSOPHY ENTANGLE YOU CAN BUY THE WORLD
AND THE DEVIL AND HIS BABYLONIAN WHORE FOR JUST ENOUGH
GOLDEN GLITTER AND SMOKE AND MIRROR BANGLE.
YOU THINK YOU ARE NEW ON THE SCENE WITH YOUR LAME GAME
THAT IS EVER SO TRANSPARENT AS IT IS OLD AND OBSCENE.
TELL ME, WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE IN? IN YOUR OWN
THEATRICAL VERSION OF EVERLASTING LIFE BUT WITH A
SURGICAL LIFE, AS AGING IN DIGNITY IS NOT REALLY YOUR THING,
AND YOU ALSO ARE NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST INTERESTED
IN LIVING IN THE MYSTERY OF JESUS AND MARY MAGDALA'S
ETERNAL WEDDING RING.
BUT YOU DO LET YOUR CONTACTS PLAY EVEN IN CATHEDRALS,
AND LET YOUR CLONES MIXED FROM THE ROMAN EMPIRE DRONES
EVER SO PERFECTLY IN HARMONY BUT WITHOUT ANY SOUL SING.
AND YOU ALSO NEVER HAD EVEN THE TINIEST ANGEL WING,
AND YOU ARE ALSO NOT ANY ANONYMOUS HERO OR SAINT,
AS YOU ARE SIMPLY A NASTY DEMON, WHO AT THE NAME OF
JESUS SAID BY HIS LOVING WIFE DOES SHIVER AND LOOKS
SOUR LIKE A LEMON BEFORE YOU FAINT.
O, SURE, YOU ARE QUITE CLEVER AND HAVE FOUND FOR MAN
MANY A CURE, BUT YOU DID YOURSELF FOOL THAT YOU CAME
UP WITH YOUR RECIPE IN YOUR BOOK, AND THAT YOU EVEN
COPIED THE BLUEPRINT OF GOD'S CREATION TO CREATE
YOUR OWN HELLISH ARMY AGAINST THE ONE HOLY NATION
BUT EVEN YOU WERE GIVEN BY YEHOVAH YOUR DIVINE INSPIRATION
AS IT IS HIM, WHO FITS ALL THINGS, EVEN EVENTUALLY FOR HIS
FAMILY AND HIS WIFE, ME, MARY MAGDALA, AS HE ALL ALONG
HAD OUR ETERNAL WEDDING RINGS, AND THEY ARE NOT
FOR YOU TO SEE, AS YOU CANNOT BUY THAT KIND OF INFORMATION
NOT EVEN FOR YOUR HIGHEST MEMBERSHIP FEE, AS ONLY
THE MOST HOLY AND FAITHFUL LIVE IN THE SECRETS AND
MYSTERY OF OUR EVERY INCARNATION AND WITH THEM
AND WITH ALL THE HOLY SOULS WE SHARE ALL EVENTUALLY
AFTER MANY A PURIFICATION AND REMEMBERANCE TEST,
SO THAT WE ALL ALWAYS GIVE SELFLESSLY OUR BEST
FOR FREE.
AND WE DO ABOUT THIS WORLD BUT IN HEAVENLY TERMS
CARE AND GIVE TO GOD THANKS AND PRAISE IN HIGHEST ELATION.
AND IF WE COMMIT ACCIDENTALLY A SIN AGAINST OUR NEXT OF KIN,
AS AFTER ALL, WE ARE HUMAN AND ALSO NEED TO KNOW, HOW IT
FEELS FOR A WHILE FROM GOD'S GRACE TO FALL, SO THAT WE CAN
EVERMORE BRIGHTLY IN OUR HEARTS AND SOULS ON THE WAY OF JESUS
HOME TO GOD GLOW IN OUR HOLY TRUTH AND WITH THE RESURRECTION
OF OUR ETERNAL LIFE, AND MY ROLE WAS ALWAYS TO BE SIMPLY
JESUS' ONE AND ONLY WIFE.
AND FOR THAT YOU EVEN JOINED THE ONES, WHO DRINK AT THE ALTAR
TO DESECRATE GOD'S TEMPLE THE BLOOD OF A BAT OR A CHURCH RAT
AND WEAR ALSO LIKE IN CARNEVAL IN THE NIGHT-TIME SATANISTIC
CEREMONY AN EGYPTIAN OR WHATNOT PAGAN-DRUIDRY-WITCHES CONE
AND COMMIT ADULTERY AND SODOMY AND ANY KIND OF BLASPHEMY.
AND WHOSOEVER IS IN YOUR GOOD BOOK AS THE HIGHEST POINTS
ACCUMULATED SPIRITUAL AND SCIENTIFICAL AND PHILOSOPHICAL CROOK
WITH A PURPOSEFULLY FROM GOD AND HIS COMMANDMENTS STRAYING HOOK
GETS THE MAIN PRIZE, THAT IS ANYTHING BUT NOBLE IN ITS ORIGIN AS IT
IS BASED ON YOUR WILLINGNESS TO COMMIT WITH YOUR FREE WILL
ANY KIND OF SIN AGAINST YOUR NEXT OF KIN AND YOU DO NOT HESITATE
TO SPIE ON HOLY SOULS AND TO LIE ABOUT THEIR ROLES AND FOR YOUR
OWN GAIN TO KILL.
AND YOU EVEN PUT UP PRISON LIGHTS, IN ORDER TO SEE, WHAT IS GOING
ON EVEN ON MARY MAGDALA'S WINDOW SILL.. WELL, I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE
AS YOU LONG KNEW AT THE ALTAR AND IN THE PEW, FROM THEATRE, FILM
OR MEDIA THAT INCARNATED HAS MARY MAGDALA AND TODAY I EVEN FOUND
A PRAYER FROM 2003 BY A SOUL, WHO HAD ALREADY KNOWN THAT I WOULD
RETURN AS ELIORA, WHO PRAYED TO ME, AND I PASSED IT STRAIGHT AWAY
ON TO YEHOVAH, AS I CANNOT REALLY ANSWER PRAYERS FOR ANYBODY
AS THAT I LEAVE TO JESUS FOR HIS INTERCESSION AND TO DEAL WITH
IN THE HOLY TRINITY, AND THAT HAS BEEN SO FOR ETERNITY.
I AM NOT A HIGH NOR A LOW PRIESTESS, I DO NOT EVEN SEE THE POINT
TO SMOKE A JOINT OR TO BECOME A DEACONESS, AS ALL I DO IS TO LOVE
MY BELOVED ONE AND ONLY ETERNAL SPOUSE, AND AM KIND BUT AT TIMES
FIRM TO MY NEIGHBOUR IN HARDEST LABOUR AND GO EVEN THE EXTRA-MILE
FOR THE LIKES OF YOU, WHO ARE VICIOUS TO ME AND MALICIOUS AND VILE
AND PRAY THAT YOU AS GOD'S ENEMY RETURN ON JESUS' PATH WITH ME
FREE OF WRATH HOME TO GOD, SO THAT WE ONE DAY CAN ALTOGETHER
WITH A PURIFIED SOUL AND A HEART BEATING AS ONE FOR OUR MAKER
FULFILL BEAUTIFULLY AND IN UTMOST OBEDIENCE TO GOD AND HUMILITY
OUR HOLY ROLE.
AS THAT IS OUR ALL CALLING AND TO ME IT WAS EVER MY ONLY DESTINY
TO SIT HUMBLY AND WITH MY LOVE FOR MY BELOVED SPOUSE OVERFLOWINGLY
AT HIS FEET ON MY FOOTSTOOL, AND EVEN THAT I HAVE PREPARED SHELTERED
FROM THEE, AS THAT I GOT ACTUALLY FOR FREE FROM AN OTHERWISE
QUITE UNHOLY PRIORY.
BUT YOU NEVER KNOW, EVEN THEY MIGHT THROUGH MY OWN REPENTANCE
AND THROUGH MY OWN EXAMPLE OF NOT ON YEHOVAH TO TRAMPLE ALSO
FOR THE FIRST TIME UNRESTRICTED IN HOLINESS IN GOD'S INFINITE LIGHT
GLOW AND BECOME TRULY NOT JUST BY THE NAME OF SOME ANONYMOUS
TWISTED HOME-MADE SAVIOUR, WHO WAS ONLY CREATED AND ELATED
BY SOME JUNK FOOD FLAVIOUR WITH EVEN THE FEMALE PRIESTS BEING
THE WORST ACTORS WITH A GUN OF THE BEAST, WHO TRIED TO CORRUPT
THE HOLY EUCHARISTIC FEAST.
JESUS LET ME STILL IN THE DARK, WHETHER SOME OF YOU ACTUALLY
ARE TRULY A DESCENDANT FROM NOAH'S ARK AND SING TO GOD 'HARK!'
OR WHETHER YOU ARE THE DEVIL'S BREED AND CONFESS TO THE UTTERLY
WRONG FAMILY CREED BUT I SOON WILL KNOW, AS HE TOLD ME THAT
AT THE DOORS OF TRAITORS HE WILL NOT KNOCK BUT LET ALL HIS
INCARNATED DOGS HELLISHLY IN HIS MASTER'S VOICE BARK!
AND FOR THE WORST CASES OF HIGH TREASON HE WILL PUT
YOU IN HIS SPECIAL UNDERGROUND AQUARIUM FOR MANY AN
INFINITE SEASON, EVEN IF YOU HAVE
TURNED INTO THE DEMON SIZE OF A WHALE OR A SHARK!
AND YOU PROBABLY KNOW ABOUT THAT MORE THAN I DO,
AS THAT IS YET ANOTHER OF YOUR DIRTY INTERNATIONAL CHAPTERS
BASED ON FILTHY NUMBER BUSINESS IN YOUR LAME GAME
AND IT DOES NOT SOUND BETTER, ONLY BECAUSE
YOU RECORD NOW SACRED MUSIC WITH GOLDEN CALFS
AS CHOIR BOYS DACAPO AND ENCORE.
DO YOU EVER LOOK INTO YOUR OWN MIRROR AND FACE UP
TO YOUR REALITY AND WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO THE ONE
HOLY FAMILY, THE UNITED NATION OF GOD, IN WHICH ONLY
THE MEEKEST AND KINDEST SOULS ARE OF A HIGH HEAVENLY
ROYAL STATION, AND THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH STATUS
AND IT DOES ALSO NOT MAKE YOU HOLY, IF YOU CALL YOURSELF
OPUS DEI.
AS LONG AS YOU DO NOT BOW BEFORE THY LORD AND KING
JESUS CHRIST IN UTMOST OBEDIENCE AND HUMILITY YOUR GOD
IS NOT THE ONE AND HOLINESS YOU HAVE NONE.
AND YOU ARE NOT OF CHRIST'S FAMILY, IF YOU DO NOT
ALLOW HIS CHILDREN JACOB AND ZARA-ZARAI INTO YOUR
OPEN AND HOLY SOCIETY TOGETHER WITH ME, MARY MAGDALA,
HIS WIFE, AND LIKE IT, OR NOT, WE LOVE OUR HEAD OF THE FAMILY,
WHOM EVEN I CALL TENDERLY AT TIMES PAPILI, AS HE IS THE MOST
WARMHEARTED FATHER, AND NOW WE RATHER START FROM SCRATCH
OUR LIFE IN HIS OWN HOLY SEE UNDER HIS CHOICE OF A LEGITIMATE BISHOP'S
AUTHORITY FREE OF ANY MEMBERSHIP FEE WITH OR WITHOUT THEE AND
DON'T YOU DARE TO BOAST IN HIS PRESENCE ABOUT YOUR GOLF-COURSE
TEE.
IT IS ADVENT THIS LENT: REPENT LIKE ME, REPENT, REPENT!
AS OTHERWISE YOU MIGHT BE BACK BY HIM INTO THE CLAY SENT, IF
YOU END UP IN HIS BLACK BOOK AS THERE WON'T BE A SECOND
TIME ALLOWED ON BOARD OF HIS SHIP A CROOK LIKE CAPTAIN HOOK.
ELIORA
ALIAS MARY MAGDALA
ANNO DOMINI 12TH MARCH MMX
The society is essentially a discussion group. Meetings are held once a week, traditionally on Saturday evenings, during which one member gives a prepared talk on a topic, which is later thrown open for discussion; during the meetings, members used to eat sardines on toast, called "whales". Women first gained acceptance into the society in the 1970s.
The Apostles retain a leather diary of their membership ("the book") stretching back to its founder, which includes handwritten notes about the topics each member has spoken on. It is included in the so-called "Ark", which is a collection of papers with some handwritten notes from the group's early days, about the topics members have spoken on, and the results of the division in which those present voted on the debate. It was a point of honour that the question voted on should bear only a tangential relationship to the matter debated. The members referred to as the "Apostles" are the active, usually undergraduate members; former members are called "angels". Undergraduates apply to become angels after graduating or being awarded a fellowship. Every few years, amid great secrecy, all the angels are invited to an Apostles' dinner at a Cambridge college. There used to be an annual dinner, usually held in London.
Undergraduates being considered for membership are called "embryos" and are invited to "embryo parties", where members judge whether the student should be invited to join. The "embryos" attend these parties without knowing they are being considered for membership. Becoming an Apostle involves taking an oath of secrecy and listening to the reading of a curse, originally written by Apostle Fenton John Anthony Hort, the theologian, in or around 1851.
Former members have spoken of the life-long bond they feel toward one another. Henry Sidgwick, the philosopher, wrote of the Apostles in his memoirs that "the tie of attachment to this society is much the strongest corporate bond which I have known in my life."
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