AND FINALLY:
A WORD TO A SPIRITUAL MERCENARY SOUL
HEY, WILFRED, YE OLD DEVIL AND FOOL,
YOU THOUGHT BY GIVING ETHELDREDA ALL THE WRONG ADVICE
YOU COULD ONCE AND FOR ALL GET RID OF
MARY MAGDALA'S ETERNAL FOOTSTOOL AND
BY INFLICTING HEADLICE AS KONRAD ON THE
CHILDREN OF ELIZABETH OF HUNGARY YOU
COULD EASILY ALSO SPLIT FROM ME MY
CHILDREN FOR ETERNITY!
YOU ARE HEREWITH FINALLY REBUKED FOR ETERNITY
BY THE REUNITING HOLY FAMILY, WHO WILL MAKE
SURE THAT YOU ARE NO LONGER TORTURING ANYBODY
IN MY JESUS' NAME AS FROM SPEAKING OUT OUR HOLY TRUTH
AS YOUR DEADLY CURE.
AS YOU HAVE BEEN THE DEVIL'S PERSONAL MERCENARY
WITHOUT MERCY IN A MORE THAN DOUBLE-FACED CAPACITY
AND NOW HAS COME THE END ALSO FOR THY
LAME GAME. IT IS OVER.
AND YOU WILL NEITHER BE WELCOME IN THE HOLY
SEE ANYMORE IN ROME NOR IN DOVER, WHEN THEY HEAR
ABOUT ALL YOUR SECRET ESCAPADES THAT YOU
HAD WITH A ROLLS ROYCE AND A RANGE ROVER.
YOU HAVE NEVER LOVED GOD NOR JESUS AND HIS
HOLY FAMILY, AS YOU WERE THE BABYLONIAN WHORE'S
LOVER AND WORSHIPPED IN YOUR SECRET SOCIETY
THE EVIL SNAKE. WELL, THEN, STAY IN YOUR OWN MIND'S HELL
BY ANY MEANS AND HAVE FUN WITH YOUR SCREECHING
MANDRAKE. BUT YOU BETTER RESIGN QUICKLY AND
QUIETLY BEFORE EVEN A WORLDLY QUEEN IS NOT SO KEEN,
IF WITH YOUR FILTH AND GRIME AND MANY AN UNHOLY CRIME
ON HER RUB OFF YOUR ROTTEN BEANS.
WITH COMPLIMENTS AND PRAYER FROM ELIORA
TO THE WORST FROM GOD STRAYER,
WHO WAS ON EVERY SINGLE LAYER
EVERYBODY'S BETRAYER, AND YOU CALL
YOURSELF A BISHOP, AND EVEN A LORD!
OLD BOY, YOU BETTER HASTETH GIVEN UP
THAT KIND OF AMBITION AS YOU ARE TOO
CLEARLY INTO HOLY LIFE'S ABOLITION
WITH YOUR RITUAL KNIFE. AND, BY THE WAY,
I ALSO PRAY FOR YOUR POOR WIFE!
ANNO DOMINI 20TH FEBRUARY MMX
Mother Eliora,
M.S. OHR
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